I Don’t Know Shit About Fuck: the Honest Office Mug

Every meeting has that moment. Everyone nods. Nobody understands. Neither do you.

This mug says it for you.

Honesty, printed all the way round

I Don’t Know Shit About Fuck wraps once round the mug, pink on bold red. It is not a confession, it is a position. Once you have admitted it, you can stop pretending. And you usually end up asking the question everyone else had too.

The office mug for colleagues, new starters and bosses

For the first day at work, when every acronym is still a mystery. For leaving a team where everyone pretended to understand the spreadsheet. For Secret Santa, a birthday, or a boss with a sense of humour.

And for everyone who wonders every day whether they belong here: you are not the only one.

Fair warning: the F-word is on it. Office use wherever the humour comes along too.

I Don’t Know Shit About Fuck mug, ceramic, 330 ml, printed all the way round, dishwasher and microwave safe, 96 mm tall, 80 mm across the base. Shipped by a small business in Germany; current delivery times are shown in the Etsy shop. As a rule the mugs reach you a few days later.

€ 14.90 – 16.90

White € 14.90, with a coloured inside € 16.90.

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Prefer resistance to cluelessness? All 23 designs are here – perhaps “PROTEST” fits better.